i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.