i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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