she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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