Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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