at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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