Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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