all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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