covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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