okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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