Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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