This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I have post one night stand depression
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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