Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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