He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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