Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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