More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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