ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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