well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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