Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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