"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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