Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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