I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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