we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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