when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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