I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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