So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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