they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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