I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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