weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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