maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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