he wants to bone in the snuggie
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
