yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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