My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Randomize
