Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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