Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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