He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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