i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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