let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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