i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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