He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I have fence marks all over my body
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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