I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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