all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We're hate flirting, damnit.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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