at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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