Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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