So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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