planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
