Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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