After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we're making bets on your personal life
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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