wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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