The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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