***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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