Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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