Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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