is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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