Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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