maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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