She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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