Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I love black thongs
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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