i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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