Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
