Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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